Stock the shop
Pick a budget and a theme. On capable devices, the on-device AI stocks a fresh, never-repeating shop every round.
Build a life · Beat the budget · Get roasted
Lifecart
The pass-and-play party game where everyone shops for their ideal life on a budget — then an on-device AI judge reads each life aloud and roasts every questionable choice. Every shop is freshly generated, so no two games are the same.
1–6 players
On-device AI
Shareable receipts
Fully offline
iPhone & iPad
One budget. Seven choices. Zero dignity.
Pick a Partner, a Career, a Friend Group, a Place to Live, a Companion, a Ride, and a Weekend Vibe — but you can't afford all the good stuff. Splurge on the dream house and you're dating a houseplant. Every life prints as a receipt, then the AI judge does the rest.
The loop is simple
Easy to learn at a glance, impossible to play with a straight face.
Shop a life
Pass the phone around. Each player privately buys one option per aisle without blowing the budget.
Print the receipt
Every life prints as a torn-edge receipt with line items, stat bars, and a barcode — ready to share.
Get roasted
The AI judge crowns a winner, hands out superlatives, and roasts every life out loud.
Two modes for any room
Switch the humor to fit the table — and keep the laughs landing in any language.
- Tame — family-friendly, great for game night with the kids.
- Spicy — adult, no-holds-barred humor for grown-up parties (17+).
- Make and share your own card packs — export a file, friends import it.
- Fully localized in English, French, German, Spanish, Japanese, Chinese and Hindi.
Private by design
No accounts, no serversPlay on the couch, in the car, anywhere — it's fully offline.
The AI lives on your deviceNo tracking, no ads, no data leaves your phone.
One-time purchaseFree to play; unlock Lifecart Plus once — no subscription.
Coming soon